Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Unso-DAMN-licited Advice

If another person gives me their opinion on how to lose weight, WHEN I DIDN’T ASK FOR IT…. I will not be held accountable for my actions.

Stop telling me to cut back on my meat consumption. I haven’t eaten meat in nearly 10 years. Stop telling me to cut back on my bread eating. If you know me, truly know me, you know that I don’t purchase bread for home use and only ever come in contact with bread in a sandwich purchased outside of home and again of you know me, you know I don’t trust fast food! Stop telling me to exercise. What? You didn’t know that I take belly dancing classes and do yoga twice a week? You know every other damn thing! Did you know thinness is not synonymous with health, asshole?

I’m not shunning good advice. No never that. But you need to check your delivery. Because that sword cuts both ways. Open the door with that foolishness and see what the Earth will come back at cha with. I ain’t no punk bitch and I plan on hurting your feelings….



Olu Graphic Designs said...

Please don't hurt 'em queen : )